In light of the elections going on this week, here's a little philosophy humor from http://www.olemiss.edu/depts/philosophy/politics.html

Philosophers and Their Campaign Slogans

Heraclitus: He's for Change!

Parmenides for President: He's the One!

Don't Be a Fool . . . Vote for Anselm

Descartes . . . He has a dream!

Pascal: In your heart you know he's right

Pascal . . . The Best Bet!

Vote for Spinoza . . . (Like you have a choice)

Leibniz . . . For the Best Possible World!

Hegel . . . He's got the Spirit!

Kierkegaard: Take the leap to a new level of politics

Schopenhauer: He's got the Will!

F. H. Bradley: The Absolutely Ideal Candidate

Bergson . . . For more vitality!

James . . . Bring pragmatism back into politics!

Wittgenstein . . . Because running the country is not just a game!