It's Da Best

Jeff,

What if there was another possible world in which a family of six (on vacation from Sheboygen, New York) was driving along a few minutes behind you. The dad was fumbling with the map trying to figure out where they were going, when suddenly the mom saw the aforementioned rodent (only in this world he's still kicking because you narrowly missed him) and screams at the top of her lungs for dad to stop the car. Dad drops the map in his lap and swerves wildly, just narrowly missing the poor little furry guy, but throwing his minivan into a death spin that causes it to finally flip over and burst into flames like a roman candle, thus immolating the poor vacationing family who would have been just fine if you had only killed the rodent.

I'm sure that the family from Sheboygen thank God that this wasn't the world that was actualized!